Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Trying To Get A Car On Disability

Bad April Fools April fools! (Read until 01/04/2009!)

I immediately useful and entertaining entries will post to my blog.

April April.

Well, now not so good. He came probably Sun across as "Mr. Meyer, I might inform you that you are healthy and that you have not the slightest sign of pancreatic cancer. April April". My best April Fool's joke by the way I did last year in a basketball forum. And I took the mickey out of some users, had brought the unoriginal April fools. The whole looked like this:

extremely resourceful to post after the halfway Avery original story and the boring drug test-Duncan, one more fairy tales.

But hey, I've found today on nbaisreallycool.com: LeBron James has admitted in an interview that he is actually Michael Jordan under a mask! I'm completely out of House. So yes I have always suspected that LeBron actually someone else under a mask, but that it is equal to MJ, I'd never thought of that!

Oh yes: the whole is REAL! I even have proof:
Michael Jordan under a mask!
Michael Jordan immediately after the interview, after he has passed the mask.

And here's the ultimate proof to those who keep the whole stupid for an April Fool's joke: the original source!!
Quote:
Lebron Jjames said on television in an interview that he is in reallity he is the Michale Jordan under a mask 1!!



But I once earned applause in response smileys and once a desperately screaming smiley with about 30 blank lines and "Nain" at the end.

In this sense, a happy April Fools to you hard.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

High Soft Closed Cervix 2 Weeks After My Period

Part 2 The ZDF gym.

The opinions on the game Germany against a team with blue jerseys I have already summarized. Now, to yesterday's edition of ZDF gym. They do exist here to look at. And that came forward as Baris Özbek (which was concluded by the moderator as "Baris Öztürk" adopted) and Dennis Aogo say. Two young men from the German Under-21 national team (who incidentally lost 0-4 against Holland on Friday) who want until the World Cup 2010 in the A-Nat. So far, so good.

















Özbek:
This will not be the first defeat ... * * Thoughtfully ... and not the last.

Aogo: Nigeria is very different from Germany. The poverty is very high, the entire infrastructure is completely different ...

Some friends and I found some parallels between the way Mr. Ozbek and our common Known, the appearance from McDonalds. Consisting entirely inexplicable reasons, because, unlike the appearance of "suppress his hatred of Germans can not bare," Ozbek is disposed towards Germany-friendly, he plays so well in the national team. The two have almost nothing in common, except perhaps that it has not worked out so completely in both the law school. However, we found the appearance Özbek somehow similar. We were quite sure that would take place after the gym the following conversation between Özbek and Aogo can.

















Özbek:
Ey what you have said before in Nigeria, unlike in Germany?
Aogo: infrastructure.
Özbek: Ey what nationality are you?
Aogo: German.
Özbek: speak for NEN German but pretty good ...

In this sense.

Mudroom Locker Design Plans

-match: GER-LIE

Good morning. For those who have the last World Cup qualifier against Liechtenstein Liechtenberg missed, there is nothing to read. For anyone who missed the interviews after the game, here is a brief summary.


Mario Gomez: It is said that the only loser of the game I was. Let me explain briefly. Do you know Spider-Man, the superhero? He wears a red suit and jumping from skyscraper to skyscraper, saves while small children, protect women and beat up criminals en masse. Just a great guy. But if he draws from and to the black suit, looks all different. Since he also likes randalliert, sets in with police officers and provides all sorts of bad stuff. For me it is no different. When I wear the red and white jersey, I'm the superhero. I meet amazing goals set before'm perfect, technically superior to all. As soon as I but the black and white jersey over trefe, I mutate to villain. Since I versemmle a chance after the other and from the stadium will be refereed. But I will keep fighting. Because of great power grows great responsibility.


Lukas Podolski: Yes, it was s good game. The Mario must increase. Here have severally NEN ball in hand. To have severally but not stolen, how come there on it for Se. Table hot but not Schweini. The steals. Most of all gates.


captain Ballack: I'm back, your captain. You know me even from my old blog here. Will you gaze over only once. And I'm gone.


The Titan: Njeeeeaaa the Toawaht of Liechtenstein has earlauhbt some blunders ... The ball here, the hold must ma ... What? Punch to the side? Joaaa, must keep the ma ... But Mario Gomez has now played not too bad. Here he brings a schöhnen Pass .. a "no-look pass" called something like that. Hehe.

The gym was very amusing I also summarize briefly, but due to time coming at any other time.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Where Can I Get Free Catalogs For Prom Dresses

We made the NBA

My blog has cobwebs hanging down everywhere, but that's OK, because there is just more important things in life. As I look at my blog only once colleagues Tobi, Albi and Daweed and think "Damn, where there is REALLY important things in life!". But not for the offense.

my blog colleagues and I are way way NBA players. We have pseudonyms and disguise us really well, but I will Omerta, the Mafia vow of silence of the break now * and tell the whole truth. So, here we come.
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* What would Vincent say? "Ciao bella mafia Napoli!"


Albert ...

... Ramon Sessions of the Milwaukee Bucks

Tobi is ...

... Kevin Garnett after winning the championship for the Celtics

Alex is ...

... Ben Wallace from the slopes ... er, Bulls ... sorry, Cavaliers. I still live at all?

excuse the image quality.

And the similarity does not exist.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Payment Of An Orchestra Player

Without words

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Burning Pain In Shoulder And Collarbone

Italian for Beginners

I have not even mentioned that the Italian I am powerful. And I will make later career may be something with languages, I thought it would be worth it, now have to start small. So here comes the first edition of my book, first words ...

Alexander Dalinger
Italian for Beginners
Italiano por italianos

Note: The words and expressions listed below are all accompanied with the same facial expressions and gestures. The head is lifted in a light, the eyebrows point slightly above the eyes are made smaller, which shows almost chin in the direction of the contact person. A hand leads from a mixture of air kissing and conductor, the other hand can do the same if the term is longer. The debate is variable, but always based on strong this example here.

Below I'll start with the basic vocabulary of Italian, which was to dominate anyone who travels or Italian-speaking countries has many Italian-speaking people. I list on the Italian terms, to the German translation, the most common use, important notes and a sample sentence .

pizza - Pizza
Giuseppe (the Ristorante): "Una Pizza Prego!"

mafia - universal expression, applicable in every subject area. Comes most to the threats to validity ode admiration.
Luigi (see a fancy car): " Mafia!"

rigatoni - pasta
Marco (hungry): "Mamma Rigatoni Prego!"

mozarella - Italy's most famous cheese
Francois: "Qu'est-ce qu 't'a plu le mieux dans Italie Jean-Pierre?"
Jean-Pierre: "mozzarella"

ciao - universal expression: greeting, farewell, expressions of sympathy, surprise, joy, of shock, admiration, anger, hatred, affection and aversion. Even as Kraftausrück usable.
Francesco (try the pizza), "La Mamma mia pizza Ciao bella!"

Napoli - Naples . Italy's biggest Mafia town.
Karl Heinz: "Where are you from, Itacker?"
Toni: "Napoli"
Karl Heinz: "Oh shit."

Roma - Rome. Cultural, political, and economic capital of Italy. Enjoys no great reputation outside of Italy.
Karl Heinz: "Tell me, Mr. Aprile, from which part of Italy do you come?"
Mr. Aprile: "Roma!"
Karl Heinz: "fucking wop."

tonno - tuna
Astorre (at Sea World): "Tonno Ciao bella!"

fortissimo - expression of a gain, an exaggeration, a hyperbole
Luca: "Fortissimo!"
Vincent shoots the ball at 180 km / h.

ciabatta - Italy's best-known type of bread
Leonardo (in Restaurant) "spaghetti bolognese, lasagne, pesto, antipasti i ciabatta!"

vino - wine
Alfonso: "Mmmmmh, vino rosso Mafia Napoli ciao!"

Benito Mussolini - Italian fascist dictator. Died in 1945, where he belongs.
Vitorrio: "Pappa Who iste your biggest role model?"
Salvatore: "Benito Mussolini"

il poeta sommo - the highest level of praise
Eugenio (hear Elvis): Ciao! Il poeta sommo!

In this sense: Ciao bella mafia Napoli i ciabatta!

Dalinger Alessandro, il poeta sommo

Monday, March 9, 2009

Tv-center-pro Freischaltung

secretly, quietly ...

... I am back with my blog. Much of the world has changed since my last visit here. I'm too lazy to enumerate. I do not know why I write here again when I eh not so long written have.

Now I have it. This cracker here, everyone should have seen. A brilliant song (?). At first you wonder what smokes type so for breakfast (and what I have so for breakfast smoke, because I'm on it so), but the video is then something like the Watchmen trailer - the more you use it strictly prefers more horny it gets. Have fun.